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We're Totally Baked. And We're Here for the Smokers.

Groovy on the outside. Lab-tested on the inside. Built for smokers and the shops that serve them.

The Totally Baked Story

Totally Baked Hemp was born out of a simple observation: the hemp market was full of brands charging premium prices for average products — and the people buying them were stuck paying for it.

We’re a sister brand of The Haze Connect, a hemp company with years of experience in the industry. We know what people actually want from a smoke, and what prices make sense in the real world.

Totally Baked is our answer to a market that needed a straight-talking, no-markup hemp brand — one that proves quality and accessibility aren't opposites. Our full line of THCA and THCP smokeables is lab tested, strain-diverse and priced to be easy on your wallet.

Adults 21+ can shop Totally Baked online wherever our products can legally ship. Orders ship fast, and our team actually picks up the phone.

Backed by The Haze Connect

Totally Baked Hemp is a sister brand of The Haze Connect — a hemp brand with years of experience in the industry.

What does that mean for you? It means Totally Baked isn’t a startup guessing at what people want. We’re built on a foundation of real retail relationships, proven sourcing standards, and quality controls that have been refined over hundreds of orders.

The Haze Connect serves the premium end of the market. Totally Baked was built for everyone else — the same quality standards, the same sourcing, without the markup.

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Why People Choose Totally Baked

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Value-First Pricing

Big 2g pre-rolls at easy prices, with no minimum order. No negotiations, no games.

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Two Complete Lines

THCA and THC-P smokeables with a batch COA for every product, and a team that tracks state rules so you know what can ship where.

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Big 2g Formats

Our pre-rolls and hash holes hold a full 2 grams each. One goes a long way. No extra setup. No wasted time.

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A Real Team Behind It

A real team with real industry relationships and a phone number that actually gets answered. 512-800-1041.

Compliance You Can Count On

Totally Baked products are made from hemp and tested batch by batch by ISO-accredited third-party labs. Certificates of analysis are published on our Lab Results page.

Hemp law is changing at both the federal and state level. All THCA products ship to adults 21+ in Florida, and all except hash holes ship to Texas, for personal use (not for resale in those states). THCA hash holes and THC-P products are not available in Texas. We verify every buyer is 21+.

Convinced? Let’s Get You Totally Baked.

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Call us: 512-800-1041 | sales@totallybakedhemp.com